Ahhh, creepy! Yeah, stay away from that guy, he’s definitely a serial killer. You’re lucky he didn’t shove you in his white van and take off with you one evening while he was walking you to your car! Did he ever say, ‘hey, there’s something in my van I want to show you after work?'
And I’m sure he’s crossed some kind of line in the employee handbook. They probably don’t have a rule about talking about torture and murder but they should!