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Give your Stay at Home Baby Momma* a Break
You think it’s easy to be a stay at home mom? You leave everyday to go to work where you associate with ‘mature adults,’ while your baby momma stays home and tears her hair out.
Imagine if your boss cried and whined all day
just because you wouldn’t give him a cookie. He rolls around on the floor kicking and screaming. Then he poops his pants, and you have to clean it up. All the while he is still whining about cookies.
You finally get him to take a lunch break and eat something kind of healthy. Somehow he forgets about the cookie for 30 seconds.
Then it’s time for a nap
He gets tucked into bed by some miracle, you read him a story, get his stuffed animals arranged around him just how he likes. Kiss him and try to leave but he starts the tantrum all over again because you forgot to kiss his stuffed animals too. You give them each a quick smooch and start backing out of the room but now your boss is…
